In my Inner World today, I'll be ranting to my Zanpakuto and whoever the heck else shows up.
NOTICE: This WILL contain double posts. So neh.



This Post's Topic: Random Inquirers to my Papa.
Blllleeeehhhh.


Okay, we've all walked up to are father and asked a stupid question. Here's my Play By Play.


Yesterday...

Kiki(Me): Hey Papa?

Father: Huh?

Kimi: How come sex with siblings is illegal if this is a free country? No wait! Can I get another Cat?

Father: -O~O>His face says WTFOMGGTFOBBQNOBAD!<- "... Why would you want to have sex with your brother? -ignores cat-

Kimi: Huh? Ew, no. I mean't Kiki!-Older Sister-


Father: ... -Walks away- You can have another cat dammit.


Kimi: YES!



That's how I ALWAYS win. !

Post Topic: Question to my mom.


About six hours ago.

I was on my Wii, playing Animal Crossing.. God I love that gam- NOT THE POINT!

Usual buying furniture, Tom Nook had a damn Master Sword for 12,000 bells. I bought it and then it began.


Kimi: Mama?

Mother: Yes Mimi?(BLEH! NICKNAME!)

Kimi: ... When did you first get thoughts of getting pregnant?


-EXPLOSION- Her glass hit the table...flippish out.

Mother: Kimilia Miala Lynette Elysia Der Reise! YOU BETTER NOT BE PREGNA-

Kimi: I am, Mama. I hope ish a baby girl. (A joke.) -straight face, deadpanned-

Mother: -looks at me funny- Hehehuuuuu say vah kuuuuuuuu... -faints in her seat-

Father: -walks inyo the room laughing-

Kimi and Father: -knuckle bump-

Any comments? Idea's? Me and my sister mess with my Mama alot.